What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

Goldfinger

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.